Jack! Wake Up!

[tj_rowe]

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Here we are, prep-ing for NaNo... I keep wanting to write. MUST WAIT UNTIL NOVEMBER!!! Tenko keeps telling me how pretty autumn leaves are, Mark wants to have Jody now, and Jody keeps moaning to me about his grandfather. Ashley is the only quiet one of my characters, and even she's poking me to write!

So I've written a Xiaolin Showdown slashy one-shot. I'm not telling you the pairing (but one of them is my new OTP XD), but it isn't chan or kinky, so don't worry about that. ^_^ It's really too dialouge-heavy, but oh well...



Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, woke to the now familiar sound of Wuya screaming at him.
"I'm awake!" he squealed as the nose of her mask poked him in the eye. How he wished that she had found a physical way to hurt him - it had been so much easier when she could only use insults...
"Jack!"
He jumped. "What!"
"Why do you waste so much time sleeping? There's a whole world to be conquered!"
"I'm a growing boy," he explained to her, "I need my-"
"Grow on your own time!"
"Hey, who's the Evil, Solid, Boy Genius here?"
"More like Imcompetant Boy Idiot."
"Hey!"
"If you wont do what it takes to take over the world, I'll find someone who will - those Xiaolin Warriors prove easy to pursuade... I'm sure that one of them will-"
"Will leave you again?"
"Shut up."
"Just saying..."
Wuya turned and looked at the boy sideways as he pulled on his trousers. Then she grinned. "You know," she said conversationally, "I visited your disgusting little mind the other day."
Jack dropped his boot in sudden paranoia. "Don't do that ever ever ever again!" he squealed.
"I had no idea," Wuya continued, "that you and Raimundo..."
"Raimundo?"
"... thought about such similar things." She watched for the boy's reaction. "Who would have thought that you found him so attractive?"
"What are you talking about? He?" Jack frowned as he fumbled with a purple sock that clashed horribly with the orange on the other foot. Suddenly, he found Wuya's mask in his face again, so close that he couldn't focus on it.
"You should say something to him about it," she whispered.
"You think?"
She began to shout, going from quiet to frightening crescendo. "The sooner you're rejected, the sooner you can get back to concentrating on World Domination!" Jack fell over in shock, and stayed down on his back, bottom lip quivering. "Oh, don't be such a baby." Wuya floated off through the wall in disgust.
After she was gone, Jack dragged himself off of his bedroom floor and went to a workbench to sift though blueprints absentmindedly. He wondered if the cowboy had a mobile phone...



*grin*

Okay, the Pit of Voles just stripped out all of the puctuation. !s ?s and even .s. Crazy.