Impressive amounts of clumsiness.

I just tried to open my bedroom door and walk through. Ow.

First the door ran over my slipper, stopping suddenly. I was still moving forward, and it stopped such that the side of the door smacked me right in the left nipple - and I was still going forwards, so also squish. In reaction to the pain I tried to stop going forwards, but only succeeded in deflecting sideways... and smacking my head on the doorframe.

Feel free to laugh.