I am not an extension of my father, kthnx.

All that squee over being spoken to post-'bisexual witch' bombshell? Gone. The only thing he could bloody talk about this afternoon was my bloody car.

Yes, my dad has an Aston Martin Vanquish. But there's no reason why I would have randomly brought it up (I at least try not to be a braggart), so why are the first words out of your mouth 'Why didn't youtell me that you had a DB9?!'

Ugh. Fuck off, thanks.

Maybe he's taking lessons in brashness from me (in which case, I remind you that I do not like to have my flaws mirrored back at me), but... sheesh.

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To make me happier, I dug out the 12 characters meme again. Here's a version of the final question that I liked:

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

With the names in:
"Chase and Jack are in a happy relationship until Jack suddenly runs off with Dashi. Chase, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Omi and a brief unhappy affair with Yun, then follows the wise advice of Master Jung and finds true love with Guan."

Everybody now: "Aw..."