Meme gacked from ravenclaw_devi, and where are you people?

Pretend for a minute that the only contact you have ever had with me is through my fic. We've never exchanged LJ comments or emails, never hung out in chat or on IM, never talked on the phone or met each other in person, none of that stuff. The only thing you know about me is the kind of fic I write.

What kind of person would you think I am? How would you describe my attitudes and opinions about real-life issues? Or, to use the rephrased question:

Based on the way I write my characters, and the way they speak, think, and behave, what would that say to you about my attitudes and opinions about real-life issues?

WMM is such an utter tart of a program...

So I'm making an AMV. Everything going swimmingly, me saving often because I just know what this program is like, until it pops up and says 'Virtual Memory low! Making space now...' I keep going, letting it recover every so often, until I try to save again. 'Undefined error,' it says. I tell it to try again, and once again, 'undefined error.' Smelling a rat, I try a different filename, and a good job too, as the next undefined error causes it to commit suicide. -_-;; So, uh, no Country-folk Jack/Chase AMVs for me.