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*sister peels off a bit o bacon from a pig-in-blanket*
Me: You're stripping your sausage!
*sister puts the peice of bacon back after dissolving into giggles*
Me: It's clothed...
*sister removed bacon again and eats it*
Me: You're ripping off it's bacon!
*sister almost chokes*
Ah, the suggestivness of traditional foods... While all this is going on, my mother is glaring at Dolly because her giggling is interupting her reading 'Stabbed by an Angry Cowgirl' in the newspaper. Apparently, the daughter of a woman that my mum plays darts with saw her ex-boyfriend, a guy that works for Graham Nicols (I think...) squaring off against Superman and stabbed him (the ex-boyfriend, not Superman).
Seeing as this was last New Years (obviously, from the costumes), I'm guessing that she was pissed.
First she was charged with attempter murder, but now she's pleaded guilty to Grevious Bodily Harm, and has done 100 hours community service.
Well, I found it amusing.
Who's going where tonight? Anyone coming to what is promising to be the hottest spot in England (second and third best other years)?
Me: You're stripping your sausage!
*sister puts the peice of bacon back after dissolving into giggles*
Me: It's clothed...
*sister removed bacon again and eats it*
Me: You're ripping off it's bacon!
*sister almost chokes*
Ah, the suggestivness of traditional foods... While all this is going on, my mother is glaring at Dolly because her giggling is interupting her reading 'Stabbed by an Angry Cowgirl' in the newspaper. Apparently, the daughter of a woman that my mum plays darts with saw her ex-boyfriend, a guy that works for Graham Nicols (I think...) squaring off against Superman and stabbed him (the ex-boyfriend, not Superman).
Seeing as this was last New Years (obviously, from the costumes), I'm guessing that she was pissed.
First she was charged with attempter murder, but now she's pleaded guilty to Grevious Bodily Harm, and has done 100 hours community service.
Well, I found it amusing.
Who's going where tonight? Anyone coming to what is promising to be the hottest spot in England (second and third best other years)?